The Secret Letters Saga: Ontario's Epic Battle for Cabinet Secrecy

Ah, the great saga of Ontario's Crown lawyers and Premier Doug Ford's secret mandate letters! It's heartwarming to see our tax dollars put to such productive use, like keeping those pesky marching orders locked away from prying eyes.

I mean, who needs transparency and accountability when you can have the thrill of endless appeals and courtroom drama? It's like a legal soap opera, and we're all on the edge of our seats, waiting for the next thrilling episode of "The Secret Letters of Premier Ford."

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And let's not forget the Crown lawyers, working tirelessly to keep those mandate letters hidden. They're not billing by the hour, of course, because who cares about tracking taxpayer expenses? It's not like we could use that money for, oh, I don't know, something like healthcare, education, or infrastructure. No, let's spend it on a treasure hunt for letters that other governments happily share.

But fear not, dear citizens, for this isn't just about Premier Ford's letters. It's about the sacred principle of "Cabinet secrecy," which must be protected at all costs, even if it means turning legitimate exclusions into black holes of information denial.

So, as we await the Supreme Court's decision, let us bask in the glory of this epic battle for secrecy. After all, who needs to know what their government is up to when we can have suspense, intrigue, and the thrill of a good old-fashioned FOI request?