Ah, the great saga of Ontario's Crown lawyers and Premier Doug Ford's secret mandate letters! It's heartwarming to see our tax dollars put to such productive use, like keeping those pesky marching orders locked away from prying eyes. I mean, who needs transparency and accountability when you can have the thrill of endless appeals and courtroom drama? It's like a legal soap opera, and we're all on the edge of our seats, waiting for the next thrilling episode of "The Secret Letters of Premier Ford."